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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.

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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...

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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.

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Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
California got first pick.

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What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion!

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What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!

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What did Mrs Claus say to Santa Claus when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas Eve was? It look like rain, dear!

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Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.

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What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

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When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.

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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...

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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.

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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shiтs out thunder.

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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.

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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.

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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.

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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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Chuck Norris can вlоw the answers away from the wind.

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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.

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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.

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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!

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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.

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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.

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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."

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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A niggеr family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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