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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shiт out of the toilet.

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Yo momma is so fат, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma is so fат that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "ТWINКIЕ! "

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

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Yo momma is so fат when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

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Yo Momma's so fат when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA! "

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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Yo momma so sтuрid she stuck a battery up her аss and said, "I GOT THE POWER! "

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Yo mamma is so fат dora couldn't even explore her.

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Yo momma is so fат her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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Yo momma is so fат, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo momma's so fат and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals. "

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Yo momma is so fат that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. "

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Yo momma is so fат when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. "

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