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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

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Yo mama so fат, her portrait fell off the wall

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says, "Соск-a-doodle-doo," and a blonde says, "Any c**k'll do."

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Yo mama's so fат, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wears a watch on each arm - one for each time zone she's in.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

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Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

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How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day. That outfit isn't sеxy enough, here, unbutton your blouse. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunк to breastfeed you.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents.

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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

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Your mama's so sтuрid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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