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I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye
But when hiтlеr does it everyone loses their mind
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What do you call a Polish fisherman?
A fishing pole.
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Това е Якуб Вайхер
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What’s long, hard and given to a Ukrainian bride on her wedding night?
A new last name.
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The 3 shortest books ever written are:
Polish Wisdom
Jewish Business Ethics
Black Guys I Met While Yachting
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A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day...
He discovered he was a tad Polish.
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Ein Tscheche beim Augenarzt
Един поляк във Великобритания отива да изкарва книжка.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Полски имигрант в Щатите ще си вади шофьорска книжка.
Un ophtalmo installe son client devant un tableau recouvert de lettres de grosseur décroissante. - Pouvez-vous lire ceci ? lui demande-t-il en désignant une ligne ou est inscrit : BRZEMYSLWXIKSI. -...
Kommt ein Tscheche zum Augenarzt. Der hält ihm die Buchstabentafel vor
Een Tsjech komt bij de oogarts Die wijst op een kaart aan de muur met deze regel: C Z W X N Q S T A C Z "Kunt U dit lezen?" vraagt hij. "Lezen?" vraagt de Tsjech
Ein Pole kommt zum Augenarzt für einen Führerscheinsehtest. Der Augenarzt lässt den Polen die Buchstabeltafel an der Wand ablesen auf der steht: J A B L C Z Y N S K I Der Augenarzt frägt: Können...
Um imigrante polonês está fazendo exame de vista para obter carteira de motorista. O examinador lhe mostra um cartão com as seguintes letras: C Z J W I N O S T A C Z O examinador pergunta: — Você...
Egy lengyel bevándorló az USA-ban bemegy az Állami Közlekedési Hivatalba
Čehs aiziet pie acu ārsta. Ārsts noliek viņam priekšā tāfeli ar burtiem "C Z W X N Q Y S T A C Z" un jautā: "Vai varat izlasīt?" "Izlasīt?"
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C z y n q s t a s z
The Optometrist asks „Can you read this?”
„Read it?”, the Pole replies, „I know the guy!”
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Why does Нiтlеr like acetone?
It's a Polish Remover
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What do раnтiеs and nail polish have in common?
Both come off with alcohol
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I have a polish friend who is a sound technician.
And a Czech one. A Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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What was the first thing Нiтlеr bought from the beauty shop?
Polish remover
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What's the cleanest language in the world?
Polish
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At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist
The doctor shows him a sign:.
Wyrzykowtacz.
Doctor:
"Could you read those letters?"
Polish patient:
"Letters? I know that guy!"
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I ran my car into a pole late last night
The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
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