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What's the cleanest language in the world?
Polish

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At Polish man has an appointment at the oculist
The doctor shows him a sign:.
Wyrzykowtacz.
Doctor:
"Could you read those letters?"
Polish patient:
"Letters? I know that guy!"

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I ran my car into a pole late last night
The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving

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What do Нiтlеr and teenage girls have in common?
They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

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A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:
G u o y l v b j i t d a z c k
Doctor: Can you read the letters?
Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

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Capital letters...
... The difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish.

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Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common?
They both undress with the help
Of alchocol

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I’m thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada
Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?

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My grandad walked into the room with his tackle out, smothered in boot polish.
Bless him, he misheard when we told him to turn his clock back.

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My polish friend went to the Optometrist the other day.
The Dr. Asked him to read the 6th line down. The letters were "GOLVIJKSTRL". My friend said "Read it? I know the guy!"...

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You can take a Turk to Poland
But you can't Polish a Kurd.

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Polish talks to Russian
I heard that it is -60 degrees here in winter. No, only -30. Then why do they say it's -60? Maybe outside.

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Sean Connery dials 911.....
Is this the polish.

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Но did Germany beat Poland in WWII?
Well... when the Polish threw grenades at the Germans，the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back!

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What did the polish tourist say to another polish tourist friend in lybia?
Have you seen three pole

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There is a Polish supermarket around the corner from my house.
I tried to go there after the last election, but the polls were closed.

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