Signs You're No Longer in College... - You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close. - Your potted plants stay alive. - You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill. - Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces. - You attend parties that the police don't raid. - You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking. - You refer to college students as "those kids." - You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just вееr, вееr and вееr. - You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza. - At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out. - Naps are no longer weekday options. - Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy. - Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato сhiрs. - You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
Signs You're No Longer in College...
- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.
- Your potted plants stay alive.
- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.
- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.
- You attend parties that the police don't raid.
- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.
- You refer to college students as "those kids."
- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just вееr, вееr and вееr.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.
- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.
- Naps are no longer weekday options.
- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.
- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato сhiрs.
- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.