Some people don’t know the meaning of hygiene. There I was with my friend, in the cemetery, digging up a corpse to fuск it up its аrsе. After we managed to dig it up and have our way with it, my friend says:
“What if the police come, take sреrм samples and find out it was us? Let’s destroy the evidence.”
So he sticks a straw up the аrsе and starts suскing. At some point he looks up to me and says:
“I’ve had enough! You have a go.”
Disgusted, I said: Fuск off, you сunт! Not with the same straw!