Селска дискотека. Сельская дискотека. Стоит девчонка одна - никто с ней не танцует. Вдруг подлетает к ней какой-то амбал и начинает с ней вальсировать. Она: - Milyen jól táncolsz, Józsi! Kár, hogy csak most találkoztam veled Először. De miért vagy ilyen sápadt? - Azért Emese, mert hosszú idő után most szabadultam a börtönből. - Miért ültél? -... Sur une plage, un homme vient s’installer sous un parasol libre, voisin de celui d’une femme seule qui au bout de cinq minutes, engage la conversation : - Je ne crois pas vous avoir déjà vu,...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building — a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Shirley says, “Sophie, you know I’m shy.
Why don’t you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.”
Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says,
“Excuse me, mister. I hope I’m not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.”
“Of course I’m lonely, he says, “I’ve spent the past 20 years in prison.”
“You’re kidding! What for?”
“For killing my third wife. I strangled her.”
“What happened to your second wife?”
“I shot her.”
“And, if I may ask, your first wife?”
“We had a fight and she fell off a building.”
“Oh my,” says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells,
“Yoo hoo, Shirley. He’s single.”
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