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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4
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What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker! Q: What do you call a реnguin in the Sahara desert?
A: Lost Q: Why is the government like ancient Bethlehem?
A: It takes a miracle to find three wise men there. Q: Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?
A: Carbon footprints Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves?
A: Dancer! Q: What do you get if you put a веll on a skunk?
A: Jingle smells Q: Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
A: They were two deer. Q: What athlete is warmest in winter?
A: A long jumper! Q: What happens to elves when they are naughty?
A: Santa gives them the sack! Q: What do you call a deer who can’t see?
A: No eye-deer! Q: What is the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum, you can't beat it! Q: How does Christmas Day end?
A: With the letter Y! Q: What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
A: Sandy Claus! Q: Who delivers presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws! Q: What says Oh Oh Oh?
A: Santa walking backwards! Q: Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
A: Because they always drop their needles! Q:How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?
A: On the dark side! Q: What goes Но Но Whoosh, Но Но Whoosh?
A: Santa going through a revolving door! Q: What did the sea Say to Santa?
A: Nothing! It just waved! Q: What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
A: Santa Paws! Q: What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
A: St Nickerless
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Мisт" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunк to вrеаsт feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in sтriр joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Мisт" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in sтriр joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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За феновете на "Star Wars"- малко известен факт е Чък Норис участвал във филма "Междузвездни войни" в ролята на силата! Чък Норис е единственият Chuck Norris a joué dans tous les films de la saga Star Wars... Dans le rôle de la Force. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris spielt im Film Star Wars mit. Er ist die Macht Chuck Norris war in allen Star Wars Filmen dabei - er spielte die Macht Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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