Starwars jokes, Yoda Jokes

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.

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Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money?
A: He is always a little to short.

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Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gаy guys can play star wars.

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Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8
In charge of planning Yoda was

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Star Wars creator George Lucas has become a father at 69.
I didn't think you could get a woman pregnant that way.

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My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...
... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)
Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
Hdmi

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STAR WARS VS. GAME OF THRONES I kissed my brother once - Ah, that's nice I rule seven kingdoms - Ah, that's nice I got burnt once - Ah, that's nice Nobody likes me-Ah, thassa nice I got my hand cu

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is вullshiт during a work meeting.

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Star the wars: Last Motherfücker! directed by devin todd light years ahead. Discover doldy cinema.

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Solo, Lea, Joda Family picture

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Aggresive driving is a path to the dark side

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Smell my finger, it's been in the dark side

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