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[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?
Some Stormtrooper

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What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER]
Nobody's limbs.

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What do Star Wars, the U. S. Civil War, and the Taliban have in common?
In all of them, the rebels were the good guys

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This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone.
I plan to spend a lot of time looking down at han solo.

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In the you story universe, the most iconic dialogue of Star Wars is it's over mannequin,I have the high ground

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What do you get when you cross Shakespeare and Star Wars?
R2D or not 2D2

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke was climbing inside of a Tauntaum. I said to keep warm.
Lukewarm.

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I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.

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