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Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!

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Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8
- Yoda

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What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!

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Are you related to Yoda . . . cuz Yodalicious

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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2
Save up to $2160 by not buying it

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Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night.
She said no so I used “the force”.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?
Through the Windu

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My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters
My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character
You should've seen the Luke on her face.

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”

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[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han Tell Leia after they separated?
*May Divorce be with you.*

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My SO is a кinкy Star Wars fаn so we decided to role play
He said,
"I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?
Some Stormtrooper

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What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER]
Nobody's limbs.

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What do Star Wars, the U. S. Civil War, and the Taliban have in common?
In all of them, the rebels were the good guys

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Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt?
The Millenial Falcon

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This valetines day weekend Im going to have a star wars movie marathon alone.
I plan to spend a lot of time looking down at han solo.

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In the you story universe, the most iconic dialogue of Star Wars is it's over mannequin,I have the high ground

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