Студент е на изпит по логика. Професорът го извиква и пита: O Joãozinho pergunta para a professora: En un avion van 500 ladrillos y se cae 1 Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo. - On referme la porte.Comment met-on une girafe dans un frigo en 4 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo. - On enlève l'éléphant. - On met la girafe. - On referme la porte.Comment... One day on a plane there were 100 bricks and one fell off. How many are left? 99 What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the... Hvordan får man en elefant ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og sætter elefanten ind. Hvodan får man en giraf ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og tager elefanten ud og sætter... Como se coloca uma girafa dentro do frigorífico? 1. Abre-se a porta. 2. Tira-se o elefante. 3. Coloca-se a girafa. 4. Fecha-se a porta. Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane Hvordan putter man en elefant i kjøleskapet? Svar: Man åpner døra Como se coloca um elefante no frigorifico? Abre-se a porta do VolksWagen Йде іспит. Професор: — На борту літака 500 цеглин. Одна цеглина випала з літака. Скільки на борту залишилося цеглин? — Ну - Ile ruchów trzeba wykonać Joãosinho pergunta para pedrinho: Pedrinho Miten norsu saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi Шефот: Имаш 50 цигли во авион Lentokoneessa on 503 tiiltä. Yksi niistä tippuu lentokoneesta ulos. Montako tiiltä lentokoneessa on jäljellä? - 502 Okei. Miten voit laittaa Elefantin jääkaappiin? - Avaamalla sen ja sitten laittaa...
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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Студент е на изпит по логика. Професорът го извиква и пита: O Joãozinho pergunta para a professora: En un avion van 500 ladrillos y se cae 1 Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo. - On referme la porte.Comment met-on une girafe dans un frigo en 4 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo. - On enlève l'éléphant. - On met la girafe. - On referme la porte.Comment... One day on a plane there were 100 bricks and one fell off. How many are left? 99 What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the... Hvordan får man en elefant ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og sætter elefanten ind. Hvodan får man en giraf ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og tager elefanten ud og sætter... Como se coloca uma girafa dentro do frigorífico? 1. Abre-se a porta. 2. Tira-se o elefante. 3. Coloca-se a girafa. 4. Fecha-se a porta. Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane Hvordan putter man en elefant i kjøleskapet? Svar: Man åpner døra Como se coloca um elefante no frigorifico? Abre-se a porta do VolksWagen Йде іспит. Професор: — На борту літака 500 цеглин. Одна цеглина випала з літака. Скільки на борту залишилося цеглин? — Ну - Ile ruchów trzeba wykonać Joãosinho pergunta para pedrinho: Pedrinho Miten norsu saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi Шефот: Имаш 50 цигли во авион Lentokoneessa on 503 tiiltä. Yksi niistä tippuu lentokoneesta ulos. Montako tiiltä lentokoneessa on jäljellä? - 502 Okei. Miten voit laittaa Elefantin jääkaappiin? - Avaamalla sen ja sitten laittaa...