T wo friends are in a bar moaning about how ugly their women are.
The first guy says his wife is uglier.
The second says come with me and I’ll show you my wife.
The 2 guys head out and get to the 2nd one’s house.
The guy opens the cellar door and says” Honey could you come up here?”
She says `”Should I put the bag over my head?” And he says “No, I don’t want to fсuк you, just show you to someone.”