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- Иванчо, колко е половината на 8? - Вертикално или хоризонтални? - Какво има предви с вертикално или хоризонтално?! - Ами вертикално е 3, хоризонтално е 0! Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!" Deutsch Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Čeština Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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- Иванчо, колко е половината на 8? - Вертикално или хоризонтални? - Какво има предви с вертикално или хоризонтално?! - Ами вертикално е 3, хоризонтално е 0!

Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

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