Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say …… ….
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10. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? …
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV. ….
8. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big. …
7. And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska! …
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being “just friends.” …
5. Honey, does this outfit make my вuтт look too small? …
4. Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell ’em I’m not here.
2. I don’t care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!