A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the... Prawnik z Nowego Jorku, specjalizujący się w rozwodach, umarł i stanął przed perłową bramą. Święty Piotr pyta go: - Co takiego uczyniłeś, aby dostąpić zaszczytu wstąpienia do Nieba? Prawnik po... C’est un avocat qui se présente à Saint Pierre pour voir un peu si il ne pourrait pas rentrer au Paradis. Saint Pierre prend son dossier et énumère ses pêchés : 1 ) Vous avez défendu une grosse...
The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:
1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty.
2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high.
3) Overcharging fees to many clients.
4) Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a controversial case.
...And the list goes on for quite awhile. The lawyer objects and begins to argue his case. He admits all these things, but argues,
"Wait, I've done some charity in my life also."
St. Peter looks in his book and says,
"Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"
The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies,
"Yes."
St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says,
"Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hеll."
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