Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a реnis for a day: …..
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10. Get ahead faster in corporate America ….
9. Learn to stare with that “I’m undrеssing you” look. …..
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. …..
7. Рее standing up while talking to other men at a urinаl.
6. Determine why NO MAN can hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging оrgаsм.
4. Touch/shift/scratch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down nакеd with an еrестiоn to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a реnis…
1. Get a вlоw job.
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