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Ataturk died 79 years ago, but Turkey buried him today

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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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How do they call dog cakes in Turkey?
Barklava.

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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons...
I asked if I had to quit cold turkey.

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I finally got a microwave to heat up my leftovers
So I was able to quit cold turkey

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My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas...
I told her "you're eating turkey like everyone else".

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What's the best way to serve Turkey?
Join the Turkish Army.

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1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.

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My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do...
They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!

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What’s the hardest food to stop eating?
Cold turkey

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I no longer eat club sandwiches
I quit cold turkey.

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I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.
He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

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My five-year-old said he wanted a kitten for Christmas.
Usually we have turkey, but why not?

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I was Hungary...
So Iran to Turkey

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If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind...
Do you think Greece would help?

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Fат persons three favorite countries!??
Turkey, Hungary, & Greece

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What did the turkey that hated Spiderman say?
Goblin goblin

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Why did the foreign ministers of the Eastern Mediterranean meet?
They wanted to talk Turkey

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What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game?
Gobble

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey,apparently.

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When Christmas was coming up, my kids asked for a puppy. When I got them one, they cried for days...
I'll just get a turkey next year like normal.

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Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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I feel bad for eating all the Thanksgiving leftovers that were in the fridge...
But it's hard to quit cold turkey.

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It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.

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I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
But then I quit cold turkey

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What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving?
Beef with turkey

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It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey?
Russia

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they don't like Turkey

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I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving
... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

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After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey...
... Easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

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My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge.
But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.

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What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?
The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.

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We should start a middle eastern war over Thanksgiving.
That way we can slaughter a Turkey twice.

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