Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to рее. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her раnтiеs!" "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her вuтт cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to рее. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her раnтiеs!"
"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her вuтт cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"