Две млади жени излезли от бара в четири през нощта
Två väninnor var ute på en "tjejkväll"
Det var två fruar som hade varit ute och roat sig. På vägen hem kom det oundvikliga när man dricker mycket
Two women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her раnтiеs!"
"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her вuтт cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"