Кондоми
Η απόφαση του άντρα
Един младеж имал приятелка
Колко бях щастлив!
Faltavam poucos dias para o casamento de Adolfo. A mãe da moça
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
Min underbara flickvän och jag hade varit tillsammans i över ett år och vi beslöt oss för att gifta oss. Det var bara en liten grej som störde mig. Det var hennes vackra lillasyster. Hon var 22
Meine Freundin und ich planen
Un belle mère très belle et très sexy est assise dans son salon avec le fiancé de sa fille; elle lui dit: - Je sais que tu me trouve attirante et moi j'ai envie de toi
Een jaar na onze verloving staat volgende maand ons huwelijk op het programma. Mijn toekomstige schoonmoeder is
J'étais heureux. Ma petite amie et moi sortions ensemble depuis plus d'une année
Aneddoto di un... fedele? Io ero molto felice. La mia fidanzata ed io eravamo insieme da più di un anno per ciò decidiamo di sposarci. I Miei genitori ci aiutarono in tutti i modi possibili
Yo estaba muy feliz. Mi novia y yo habíamos andado por más de un año
Boldog voltam. Már idestova egy éve járok ezzel a lánnyal és így elhatároztuk
Eram o persoana foarte fericita. Aveam o minunata prietena cu care ma intalneam de mai bine de 1 an
Olin onnekas. Minä ja tyttöystäväni olimme seurustelleet jo yli vuoden joten päätimme mennä naimisiin. Vanhempani auttoivat kaikilla tavoilla ja ystäväni tukivat minua ja tyttöystäväni
Mijn knappe vriendin en ik waren al meer dan een jaar met elkaar en we besloten het erop te wagen. De huwelijksdatum werd vastgelegd maar er was één ding dat mij parten bleef spelen: haar...
- В неделя се женя! И като мой най- добър приятел те каня за кум! - Приемам с удоволствие! Ха - честито! - Честито
Byłem szczęśliwy. Byłem tak szczęśliwy jak tylko mógłbym to sobie wyobrazić. Z moją dziewczyną spotykałem się ponad rok i w końcu zdecydowaliśmy się wziąć ślub. Moi rodzice byli naprawdę zachwyceni...
Es biju laimīgs. Satikos ar savu draudzeni vairāk nekā gadu
Min kommende svigerinde Jeg var meget glad. Jeg havde været sammen med min veninde i over et år
My girlfriend?
She is a dream!
But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses.
Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.
She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.
When I arrived she was alone.
She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she can't overcome them.
She also said that she desperately wanted to have sеx with me just once before I marry her sister.
I was shocked and could not say a word…
She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.
I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.
Going up, she took her раnтiеs off and threw it at me.
I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door.
I opened it and I walked to the car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!"
Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!