- Странно, что у самых больших дураков самые красивые жены! - сказал муж. - Много странно, най-красивите жени се женят за глупаци A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player who's a total dope! Mann: "Es ist doch immer wieder erstaunlich, dass die hübschesten Mädchen die größten Idioten heiraten."

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"