Октопод кандидатства за работа в цирка:
An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the...
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two beers over here!" The bartender walks over and see's the octopus and he says, "Didn't you see the sign over there it says no pets allowed!" The man say's to the bartender, "oh but...
Blæksprutten En mand kommer ind i en bar med en blæksprutte. Han fortæller kunderne i baren, at det er en meget talentfuld blæksprutte, der kan spille på et hvilket som helst musikinstrument. De...
- На шотландска гайда можеш ли?
- Не знам какво е това. Дайте да видя - може да мога.
Носят една шотландска гайда с 10 ручила, октоподът я гледа с нежност и я гали с едното пипало.
- Може ли преди това малко да я пoeбa?