Октопод кандидатства за работа в цирка:
Октоподът кандидатствува за работа в цирка. Можел да свири на всякакви инструменти с неговите много ръце. Директорът го изпитва - свири на пиано
An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two beers over here!" The bartender walks over and see's the octopus and he says
Blæksprutten En mand kommer ind i en bar med en blæksprutte. Han fortæller kunderne i baren
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar.
The octopus' owner pockets the fifty bucks.
The next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo.
The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus' owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm.
He puts them on the bar and says to the guy, "Now if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, and has another look from a different angle.
Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up and says,
"What are you рissing around for? Hurry up and play the dамn thing!"
The octopus says, "Play it?
If I can figure out how to get it's pajama's off, I'm gonna sсrеw it!"