Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says:
"Guess what guys, Ive won a trip to see the Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and chants,
"We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dореy out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dореy and saying,
"Go ahead, Dореy, ask him, ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dореy and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."
The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dореy asks, "Well, do... Do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."
The others all keep nudging Dореy and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dореy, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dореy if there's more to his question, and Dореy continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dореy, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dореy, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dореy replies, "Well, uh, yeah... Are there, uh, are there any мidgет black nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really dont think there are any мidgет black nuns in Alaska."
At this, Dореy turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dореy sсrеwеd a реnguin, Dореy sсrеwеd a реnguin!"
Είναι ο Τάκης μπροστά στον καθρέφτη και ξυρίζεται. Μπαίνει ο Λάκης στο μπάνιο και του λέει παθιάρικα:
"Ε, Τάααακη! Θα μου βάλεις κωλόδάχτυλο; "
"Aσε με Λάκη δε μπορώ τώρα, ξυρίζομαι"
"Έλα ρε συ Τάααακη! Βάλε μου λίγο κωλοδάχτυλο. "
"Λάκη σου είπα, δε μπορώ, ξυρίζομαι! "
Με τα πολλά πείθετε ο Τάκης, στήνεται ο Λάκης, αρχίζει ο Τάκης να βάζει κωλοδάχτυλο. Βάζει ένα δάχτυλο, δύο, τρία, τέσσερα, πέντε, βάζει όλο το χέρι. Το βγάζει κρατώντας ένα ρολόι
"Ρε συ Λάκη, τι είναι αυτό; "
"Ε. Χρόνια Πολλά! Χρόνια Πολλά!"