Actual conversation recorded on channel 106 of the maritime emergency frequency off the Galatian coast of Spain between Spaniards and Americans the 16th of October, 1997.
Spaniard: (background noise) This is A-853, please alter your heading 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision. You are headed straight for us, at a distance of 25 nautical miles.

American: (background noise) We suggest you alter your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.

Spanish: Negative. Repeat, please turn 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

Americans: (another voice) This is the captain of a ship of the United States of America speaking. We request that you turn 15 degrees north to avoid collision.

Spanish: We do not consider that doable, nor convenient. Please turn 15 degrees to the south to avoid colliding with us.

Americans: (heated tone) THIS IS CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD SPEAKING, IN COMMAND OF THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY, THE SECOND LARGEST WARSHIP IN THE AMERICAN FLEET.

WE ARE ESCORTED BY 2 GUNBOATS, 6 DESTROYERS, 5 BATTLESHIPS, 4 SUBMARINES, AND A NUMBER OF OTHER SUPPORT VESSELS.

I DO NOT "SUGGEST", I "ORDER" YOU TO CHANGE YOUR HEADING 15 DEGREES TO THE NORTH. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, WE TAKE ALL NECESSARY MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS VESSEL.

PLEASE OBEY IMMEDIATELY AND REMOVE YOURSELVES FROM OUR COURSE!!!

Spanish: This is Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara speaking. We are two people. We are escorted by our dog, food, 2 beers, and a canary that's asleep at the moment. We have the support of the radio station "Cadena Dial de La Coru" and channel 106 of the emergency maritime frequency.

We aren't going to turn anywhere, seeing as we're speaking from land. We're in the lighthouse A-853 of Finisterra on the Galatian coast. We don't have the foggiest clue about where we rank in Spanish affairs. You can take whatever measures you please and do whatever the fuск you want to guarantee the safety of your piece of shiт vessel, that's going to crash into the rocks!

So we insist, once again, and we recommend you do the most sensible thing and change your heading 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

Americans: Roger, thanks.
κρουαζιερόπλοιο Αμερικανοί - Καναδοί Αμερικάνικη μαγκιά Der Ausguck eines Kriegsschiffes sichtet ein Licht Steuerbord voraus. Разговор между американски боен кораб и Северозападна Испания Реально зарегистрированный разговор между испанцами и американцами на частоте "Экстремальные ситуации в море" навигационного канала 106 в проливе Финистерра (Галиция). 16 Октября 1997 г. L'ammiraglio Nelson ordina al marinaio di vedetta sull'albero maestro: "Marinaio Dies ist die Abschrift eines Funkgesprächs Denna dialog utspelade sig mellan ett amerikanskt krigsfartyg och den kanadensiska kustbevakningen utanför Newfoundland. Dokumentet frisläpptes av - The Chief of Naval Operations 1995. Kanadensare:... Neulich auf hoher See von Funkstation an Funkstation. Es ist kalt Ruotsalainen sotalaiva oli merellä ja kapteeni huomasi En radiosamtale offentliggjort av den amerikanske marine lød som følger: – Vær vennlig å endre din kurs 15 grader nord for å unngå kollisjon. – Jeg vil foreslå at du legger om kursen din 15 grader... Largo della costa di Finisterra (Galicia) Conversacion REAL obtenida por radio en la costa de Newfoundland Ruotsalainen sotalaiva oli partioimassa Dit radiogesprek is op een avond ontvangen: _Vaar 15° naar het noorden a.u.b. _Vaar zelf 15° naar het zuiden a.u.b. _Dit is een Amerikaans schip Συνομιλία μεταξύ Καναδών Αμερικανών στα ανοιχτά νερά Βόρεια του Ατλαντικού: ... - Καναδοί: Σας προτρέπουμε να αλλάξετε την πορεία σας κατά 15 μοίρες Νότια προκειμένου να αποφύγετε σύγκρουση μαζί... Asta e o transcriptie a unei convorbiri radio reale intre un vas din Armata Statelor Unite si autoritatile canadiene de coasta din Newfoundland in octombrie 1995. Americani: Va rugam Toto je kopie rádiové konverzace mezi americkou námořní lodí a Kanaďany - nedaleko pobřeží Newfoundland Bir savaş gemisi karanlık ve sisli bir gecede yol alıyormuş. Derken kaptan köşkündeki komutan tam karşıda ve uzakta üzerlerine doğru gelen bir ışık fark etmiş. Hemen karşı tarafa sinyal göndererek... Ez állítólag egy megtörtént eset Slagskib Et stort slagskib er ude at sejle på patrulje om natten. Pludselig ser kaptajnen et lys