A man is out hunting in the woods when he shoots a massive duck.

The duck falls into a field owned by a local farmer. The farmer retrieves the duck but refuses to hand over the duck saying
"Around here we have a little game to solve problems like this. Each person gets to kick the other is the crotch as hard as possible; the person who makes the least noise wins. Since the duck fell on my land I get to go first."
The hunter eager to get his prize duck, accepts. The farmer proceeds to kick him with all of his might. The hunter collapses on the ground in agony but manages not to utter the tiniest whimper. After recovering he approaches the farmer and says
"Now it's my turn, let's see if you can beat that!"
To which the farmer replies
"Nah it's okay you can have the duck."