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Немам ѕвонче Deux amis Давид дава инструкции на Моше да му дойде на гости. До сега двамата са се виждали само по кръчмите. В Габрово. Sagt Werner zu seinem Kollegen: Fia született a szegény székelynek. Nagy örömében végigszalad a falun mindenkit meghív Patrik zve přítele na silvestrovský večírek a vysvětluje: „Dostaneš se k nám autobusem číslo 26 - Haimam piedzimst dēls. Viņš ielūdz viesus: - Kad atnāksiet
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
"What...you coming empty handed?"
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Немам ѕвонче Deux amis Давид дава инструкции на Моше да му дойде на гости. До сега двамата са се виждали само по кръчмите. В Габрово. Sagt Werner zu seinem Kollegen: Fia született a szegény székelynek. Nagy örömében végigszalad a falun mindenkit meghív Patrik zve přítele na silvestrovský večírek a vysvětluje: „Dostaneš se k nám autobusem číslo 26 - Haimam piedzimst dēls. Viņš ielūdz viesus: - Kad atnāksiet
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