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What's black, white, red and Asian?
The red panda

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I've been so stressed, I decided to finally try that Asian relaxing technique with the needles.
Heroin

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The Asian man got bad news from his eye doctor
The doctor told him he had a cataract.
The Asian man replied, "No I dwive a Wincoln!"

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Why could the inventors of the airplane not gave had asian parents?
Because everyone knows two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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There are two things I hate the most in the world
Racism and Asian people.

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I cooked fancy meals for several Asian Nations, but they all left before paying the bill
Japan and Vietnam left without forking anything over and Korea totally desserted the place!
If they don't come back, then I may have to fine China

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Held the door open for an Asian kid
He said sank you. Punched that kid in the face can't believe he'd bring up Pearl Harbor

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What do United Airlines and an Asian restaurant have in common?
Chinese take out.

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Why don't Asian parents like Hamlet?
Because the monologue should be "To A or not to A"

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Asian people are such bad drivers
They keep Korean off the road

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Want to hear an Asian Dad joke?
Get back to work, you slacker.

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Its best to put your phone on some rice when its wet
Asian people will come at night and fix it

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How come no Asian people voted today?
They don't leave their house on еrестiоn day.

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A man walks onto a bus full of asian people dressed as skeletons and asks:
I'm trying to get to manchester, is this the wight bus or the wong bus?

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I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl?
Hebrew it.

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