Birthday Jokes

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It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

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Friendship Jokes Birthday Jokes

When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said "oh goodie twins".

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Birthday Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet

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Christmas Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Birthday Jokes

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Birthday Jokes

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

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Birthday Jokes Men jokes

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

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Birthday Jokes

Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.

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Birthday Jokes

Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.

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Birthday Jokes

I like birthdays, but I think too many can кill you.

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Birthday Jokes

I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

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Birthday Jokes

I thought it was my birthday cake but it was just the shed on fire.

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Birthday Jokes

People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

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Birthday Jokes

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Birthday Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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Birthday Jokes

The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.

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Birthday Jokes

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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Birthday Jokes

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!

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Facebook Jokes Birthday Jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Food Jokes Friendship Jokes Birthday Jokes Cheese jokes

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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Birthday Jokes School Jokes Valentine's Day Jokes

Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we’ll die.
We’re all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.

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Birthday Jokes