Birthday Jokes

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I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

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Birthday Jokes Virgin Jokes

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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Friendship Jokes Birthday Jokes

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.

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Birthday Jokes

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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A chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him "Sudden Lee"

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Kids Jokes Birthday Jokes

Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!

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Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

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I wanted to make you a ruм cake for your birthday. But now I am drunк and I’ve just eaten the cake.

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Came up with this one for my brother's birthday:
What do you call a rетаrdеd Jew during the holocaust?
A baked potato.

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Jewish Jokes Birthday Jokes

It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.
They had a great time, he would have loved it

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Happy Birthday to anyone who was born today! Sorry your birthday had to be
Overshadowed.

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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday
So I took her to a baseball game

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Birthday Jokes Baseball jokes

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Нiтlеr as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

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Hitler Jokes Birthday Jokes

So my family and I go past a nursing home...
There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"

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My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday.
So we sat outside McDonald's.

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My wife said she wanted to be surprised for her birthday
So I took her sister to Hawaii for a week

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Was talking with family the other day about how to pace yourself when you take shots on your 21st birthday.
The secret is to space them out.
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I recommend at least 6 inches between shots.

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My friend had a German themed birthday party.
It was boring.

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Birthday Jokes