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Birthday Jokes

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For my wife's birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it's not much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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Birthday Jokes

Your so ugly when you were born your mom said "Oh what a treasure" and your dad said "Yeah le´ts bury it."

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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we’ll die.
We’re all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.

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I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

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Birthday Jokes Virgin Jokes

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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Friendship Jokes Birthday Jokes

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.

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Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!

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Birthday Jokes

Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

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I wanted to make you a ruм cake for your birthday. But now I am drunк and I’ve just eaten the cake.

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