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Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield?
She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.
Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.
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A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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Блондинка влиза в библиотека, крещейки: библиотека им. ленина. в читальном зале сидят доктора наук,... A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed."oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger." Μπαίνει μια ξανθιά στη βιβλιοθήκη και αρχίζει να φωνάζει: - "Μια πίτα γύρο από όλα χωρίς μουστάρδα." Ο βιβλιοθηκάριος της λέει διακριτικά: - "Συγνώμη κυρία μου, αλλά εδώ είναι βιβλιοθήκη." Και η ξανθιά απαντάει χαμηλόφωνα: - "Α! με συγχωρείτε. Μια πίτα γύρο από όλα χωρίς μουστάρδα." A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." Une blonde rentre dans une blibliothéque et elle dit : - "un coca , une frite et un bigmac" le dirigent dit : - "madame vous êtes dans une blibliothéque" - "Ah !d'accord ! " en chuchotant elle dit : "un coca , une frite et un bigmac"... Sarışının biri kütüphaneye gitmiş ve direk bankoya yönelerek görevliden bir hamburger, bir kola ve bir de patates kızartması istemiş. Görevlinin saf saf yüzüne baktığını gören sarışın bu sefer daha... En blondin gick till ett bibliotek och sa - Hej, kan jag få en Big Mac & company? - Eh, det här är ett bibliotek! - Oj förlåt, En Big Mac & company (viskandes) Un fou entre dans une bibliothèque : "-Bonjour, je voudrais un burger s'il vous plaît ! - Mais monsieur, nous sommes dans une librairie ! - Ah pardon ! [Chuchote] Bonjour, je voudrais un burger... En blondin klev in i ett bibliotek och gick fram till bibliotikarien och sa: - En hamburgare med pommes tack! - Men lilla vännen, det här är ett bibliotek! Blondinen ursäktade sig och viskade:... Geht eine Blondine in die Bibliothek und fragt: "Kann ich ein Döner haben?" Sagt der Bibliothekar: "Das hier ist eine Bibliothek." Flüstert die Blondine "Kann ich einen Döner haben." Een dom blondje komt de bibliotheek binnen en roept: “Een zak friet en een frikandel!” Sssssst u bent hier in een bibliotheek, sust de dame achter de balie. Oké zegt het domme blondje zachtjes... Une blonde entre dans une bibliothèque, se dirige vers le comptoir et dit : - Bonjour, un coca, une frite et un bigmac s'il vous plait. - Madame vous êtes dans une bibliothèque, réplique la... C’est une blonde qui rentre dans une bibliothèque et qui demande à l’accueil : - Bonjour, je voudrais un hamburger ? un grand coca et une grande frite ! Le bibliothécaire : - Madame, vous êtes dans...
Men vs Women Jokes Food Jokes Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it.
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Как можеш да разбереш, че факс е изпратен от блондинка? fax Το Φαξ. Το fax Woran erkennt man an einem Fax, dass es von einer Blondine verschickt wurde? Comment reconnaît-on un Fax belge ? Il y a un timbre Comment fait-on pour savoir que c'est une blonde qui a envoyé un fax? Il y a un timbre sur le fax. À quoi reconnaît-on qu'un fax a été envoyé par une blonde ? - Au timbre. Po czym poznać, że blondynka wysłała faks? - Nakleja na nim znaczek pocztowy. Mistä tiedät, että saamasi faksi on blondin lähettämä? - Siinä on postimerkki - Honnan tudod, hogy szőke nő küldte a faxot? - Bélyeg van rajta. Mistä tietää, että blondi on lähettänyt faksin ? - Siinä on postimerkki. - Hur ser man att ett fax har blivit skickat av en blondin? - Frimärke i hörnet... Hvordan kan du vite om faksen du har fått er fra en svenske? - Det er frimerke på den. Woher weiß man, daß ein FAX von einer Blondine Abgeschickt wurde? Es ist eine Briefmarke drauf. Hvad kendetegner en fax, der... Hvad kendetegner en fax, der er sendt af en blondine? - Der er et frimærke på! Kako znate da vam je fax poslala plavuša? Ima markicu na sebi.
Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to сrаск the shells on the M&Ms.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Chocolate Jokes
Why did the Blonde рее in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ''Wet Floor.''
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
How do you drown a blonde?
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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Blonde Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes
Sluт - "I hate you вiтсh"
Blonde - "Your such a sluт, I bet your nакеd under those clothes."
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Blonde Jokes
Redhead:
"You ever smelled moth ваlls?"
Blonde:
"Yes, I think they smell good."
Redhead:
"Wow, I can't believe you got your nose between those tiny legs."
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Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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Sex Jokes Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops suскing when you slap it
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Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката? Цицање Плавуша и комарец Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques, quand ils sucent, ils avalent, eux. What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut, hört er auf zu saugen. Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица! Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front. Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt. Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den. Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge, når den har fået nok! Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig, før hun får et klask i røven! Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet? Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne.. Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö. - Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt. - Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt - Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart. Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo, kad uodui davus per galvą, jis nebečiulpia... Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
Blonde Jokes What's The Difference Jokes One-Liner Jokes
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible.
"Well..." said the Engineer, "I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sеx all night."
"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why are your eyes so red?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "turns out she was married and had a baby at home. She started crying, and I started thinking about my own wife and kids, so I cried too."
"I see," chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How come you still appear so ragged?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5 times a day for four days and not look like this."
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Blonde Jokes Friday jokes Boss Jokes
A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every time she drinks a coffee her eye hurts. The doctor prepared her a hot, fresh cup of coffee to see what really happens. She took a sip of the coffee and screamed, "Ouch, that hurts!" The doctor said,
"I know your problem." The blonde asked,
"Is it bad, doctor?" The doctor replied, "No, you just need to take your spoon out of your cup before you drink your coffee."
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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes
What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
A blonde approaches a stranger and asks what time it is. The stranger says,
"11:45." The blonde says,
"Really? That's so weird. Every time I ask that question, I get a different answer."
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
She can't find her pencil and her тамроn is behind her ear.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing nutrasweet?She thought it was diet coke. Submitted by CurtisEdited by Yisman
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
One evening a blonde went to seafood restaurant for dinner. When she saw the tank where they kept the lobsters she asked a waiter, "Why are those creatures in that tank?"
"They are the lobsters we serve our customers!" answered the waiter.
"You mean you're going to кill them," said the blonde.
"Absolutely," said the waiter.
The blonde was so upset that she immediately left, drove to a nearby convenience store, purchased some hefty bags
And returned to the restaurant to accomplish her covert mission.
Taking pity on the poor creatures, she waited until the moment was right, and snatched all of the lobsters from the tank, threw them in the bag, and hightailed it out of the restaurant.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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Why does it work?
"Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading.
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
To keep from bruising their ears.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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