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There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Orange Juice Carton Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice? Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate". Pourquoi une blonde fixe son verre de jus d'orange pendant 10 minutes avant de le boire ? Parce qu'il est écrit dessus : concentré. Din mamma är så dum att hon satt i en hel timme och tittade på juice-förpackningen, för att det stod “koncentrerat”. ¿ Por qué los atlantes se quedan viendo fijamente un jugo? Porque dice: CONCENTRADO. De ce se hoalba o blonda la o cutie de suc de portocale? Pentru ca pe cutie scrie CONCENTRAT!
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What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
Your 25 year old mom.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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Как се нарича умната блондинка? Паметна плавуша Smart Blonde Eine intelligente Blondine Hvad kalder du en intelligent blondine? – En Golden Retriever. Hva kalles en smart blondine? Svar: Golden Retriver. Miksi kutsutaan viisasta blondia? - Kultaiseksi noutajaksi Het is blond en slim? Een golden retreiver - Vad kallar man en smart blondin? - Golden retriever. Vad kallar man en smart blondin? Golden retriever En indikation på att man är alldeles för full Falsk
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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
An Air Bag.
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Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph."Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel. "Do you see any cops following us?"
The blonde turns around. "As a matter of fact, I do."
"Dамn!" says the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup."
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Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига? Две блондинки се возят в кола. Един борец казал на друг: The Blonde and the Blinker Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι Скъпа, погледни дали свети преден десен мигач! Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата: Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto: A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. - Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer, fungerer ikke... C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais, ouais, tout de... Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si', ora no, ora si', ora no ..." Det var en norrman, en dansk och Bellman som skulle köpa bil. Bellman ville prova ljusen och norrmannen ställde sig bakom bilen för att kontrollera ljusen. Bellman slog på ljuset. - Ja det... A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will... A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No,... Kevin, schaust du mal bitte, ob der Blinker hinten funktioniert? Kevin: Ja geht, nein, doch jetzt wieder, jetzt wieder nicht. Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea, hazme el favor y mírame si funciona el intermitente derecho. Andrea sale y dice: - Sí, no, sí, no. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -... Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej, sa han och gick ut för att titta. Så satte han som skulle... P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está... Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen, um ihm zu sagen, ob sein Blinker funktioniert. Blondine geht hinters Auto und ruft: Ja Nein Ja Nein Ja Nein..... A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On,off,on,off Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passengar and says can you tell me if my blinker is working. So the passengar sticks her head out the window and says... A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm... This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there.... Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá , nao tá , tá, nao tá , tá , nao tá....
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A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket."What is that?" she asks.
He replies, "Those are my golf ваlls."
She says, "Is that like tennis elbow?"
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says,
"If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
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A traffic cop out on patrol for the first time stops a speeding sports car. Inside is an attractive young blonde woman. The cop asks for identification and the girl says she has no identification on her at all. Unsure of what to do the cop radios for advice. "Just stick your соск through the window." he is told. "Are you sure?" he ask. "Yes, just stick your соск through the window." So the cop goes back to the car and sticks his соск through the window. "Oh no!" says the blonde. "Not another breathalzser test!"
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A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says,
"Let's play a game." She looks at him and tells him the she doesn't want to and she just wants to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees. He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she can't answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a question and if he can't answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, "Who was the last person to sign the Declaration of Independence?" She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives up and gives her $50. The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep. Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, "What was the answer?" Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a $5.00 bill.
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How come blondes don't wear tampons?
So their сrавs don't go bungie jumping.
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to вlоw up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said,
"I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
The redhead said,
"I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said,
"I wish my friends were here with me."
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they вlоw a rod...
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How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.
The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat”
He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “woof, woof”. The cop says, “its only a dog”.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, “potato”
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