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Blonde Jokes

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Q: What happens after you find out that a blonde passed a test?
A: You wake up.

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Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes suскing c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.

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A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, "21, 21, 21." A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.
They hear a train, and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on, this time saying, "22, 22, 22."

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Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Вlоw in her ear.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Sit a kitty beside her.

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Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde yells back, "You're already on the other side!"

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While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room.
After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing. She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room."
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats? She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

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Very Helpful Blonde Inventions:
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated Water Fire Proof Matches Reversible Sandwich Bread Black Light Bulb Garage Door Closer Cordless Cell Phone Disposable Garbage Bags

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Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?
She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!

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Blonde Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

What's blonde and has an IQ of 160?
A foursome!

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Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
Beacause a blonde drowned in it.

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A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
"Ma'am. That's your air freshener."

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Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.

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What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A fake blonde doing cartwheels!

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Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to вlоw her horn.

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When IS A Blonde Wearing Underwear?
How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?
Dandruff on her shoes!

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Q: How does a blonde try to кill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!

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Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."
So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

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