Blonde Jokes - Page 74

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said,
"I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
The redhead said,
"I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said,
"I wish my friends were here with me."

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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to вlоw up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...

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How come blondes don't wear tampons?
So their сrавs don't go bungie jumping.

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A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says,
"Let's play a game." She looks at him and tells him the she doesn't want to and she just wants to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees. He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she can't answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a question and if he can't answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, "Who was the last person to sign the Declaration of Independence?" She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives up and gives her $50. The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep. Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, "What was the answer?" Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a $5.00 bill.

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A traffic cop out on patrol for the first time stops a speeding sports car. Inside is an attractive young blonde woman. The cop asks for identification and the girl says she has no identification on her at all. Unsure of what to do the cop radios for advice. "Just stick your соск through the window." he is told. "Are you sure?" he ask. "Yes, just stick your соск through the window." So the cop goes back to the car and sticks his соск through the window. "Oh no!" says the blonde. "Not another breathalzser test!"

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There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says,
"If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"

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2 blonde were on their way home after work, in a taxi.
1st: I smell sреrм!
2nd: Sorry, I burped!

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The elderly nurse approached her co-workers in the break room:
“I am mortified, disgusted and insulted. Someone else is going to have to give the patient in bed 429 his bath.”
“What is the problem, Nurse Jackson?” asked another nurse.
“Well, if you must know, he has a…a tattoo on his … his реnis!”
(Gasps are heard throughout the nurse’s break room.)
“Yes, the tattoo ‘JSWAN’ is plainly visible … it is disgusting!”
“I will bathe him, Nurse Jackson,” said the youngest nurse, a 24-year-old blonde. “You can give a bath to my female patient in room 422.”
Hours later, the nurses are having their lunch in the break room, and Sheryl, the young nurse, smiles and says, “Nurse Jackson was wrong about the tattoo. It doesn’t say ‘JSWAN’, it says ‘JOE’S BAR AND GRILLE SASKATCHEWAN!’ “

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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.

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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.

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Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break?
"It's too hard to re-train them."

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Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lеsвiаn?
A. She kept having affairs with men!

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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said,
"I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said,
"I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said,
"I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.

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Blonde Overdue
A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says,
"Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!"
In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says,
"Miss, this is a library."
So the blonde lowers her voice and says,
"Oh sorry!"
Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’

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