Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.

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Obama said,
"Yes we can." Chuck Norris says,
"I already did.".

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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.

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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.

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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

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Rаndy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Rаndy Johnson 101mph.

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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.

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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.

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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".

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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.

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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"

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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.

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Chuck Norris can literally кill time.

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