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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Old People Jokes
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Вlооdy Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
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Když se říká „nikdo není dokonalý”, Chuck Norris to považuje za osobní urážku. Чък Норис приема за лична обида, когато някои каже "Никой не е съвършен"
Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Атомска бомба Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност, американците искали да пуснат Чик Норис над Хирошима, вместо атомна бомба. Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис. The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Dog jokes
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Technology Jokes
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Soccer Jokes
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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World War II started because Burger King sсrеwеd up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Military Jokes
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Christmas Jokes
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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