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Chuck Norris Jokes

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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly

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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.

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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.

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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.

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One man said he got his вuтт whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.

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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.

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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.

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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.

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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.

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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.

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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.

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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

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World War II started because Burger King sсrеwеd up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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