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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris wrote the Elder Scrolls.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option.

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And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree."

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Most men have an XY chromosome.
Chuck Norris has the whole dam alphabet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals.
Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.

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When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King.
He got it without a single remark.

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