Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris wrote the Elder Scrolls.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option.

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And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree."

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Most men have an XY chromosome.
Chuck Norris has the whole dam alphabet.

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Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

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Chuck Norris ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

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Chuck Norris told a deaf man to shut up, and he did.

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When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"

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When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways.

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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shiт from anybody.

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2 cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting at a campfire, while arguing who was the manliest.
Cowboy 1: I'm manlier, i killed a bull by punching away before it charged at me!
Coqboy 2: I'm manlier because i fought off an entire indian tribe worh my bare hands!
Chucks just chuckled at them, and continues to stoke the fire with his реnis.

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One day Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger die and go to heaven. they see God in his throne and beside him is an empty seat. God says to them “Only one of you can have this seat. tell me why you believe you should have it.” Arnold says “I believe I deserve that seat because I have given back to the community and showed the importance of physical fitness.” Sylvester says “I believe I should have that seat because I have been a good role model by teaching people to stand up for themselves.” Chuck Norris then goes over to God, looks at him in the eyes and says, “I believe you are sitting in my seat.”

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America dropped Chuck Norris into North Korea, starting a nuclear war.

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The Russians thought that America was starting a nuclear war when Chuck Norris farted!

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