Chuck Norris Jokes

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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with Chuck Norris in it.

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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.

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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"

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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.

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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.

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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.

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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.

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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.

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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.

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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.

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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.

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