Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. 37 0 0
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes. 37 0 0
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that. 37 0 0
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could кill two birds with a stone.Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter. 37 0 0
Chuck Norris does not eat.Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body. 37 0 0
Chuck Norris spendet Blut Chuck Norris donne fréquemment du sang à la Croix-Rouge. Mais jamais le sien. When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own. Chuck Norris skänker regelbundet blod, dock aldrig sitt eget. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. 36 0 0
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France. In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike. Una volta Chuck Norris uscì in bicicletta e senza volerlo vinse il tour de France. Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike. 36 0 0
Кањон Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon. 36 0 0
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is. 36 0 0
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself. 36 0 0
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend. 36 0 0
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. Döden hade en gång en "nära-Chuck Norris-upplevelse". People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences. 36 0 0