Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face. 36 0 0
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sеx with his waitress. 36 0 0
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. 36 0 0
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick! 36 0 0
There was no Big Ваng. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe. 36 0 0
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. 36 0 0
Do you know why infinity goes on forever?Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end. 36 0 0
Кобра Питат Чък Норис-Вярно ли е, че ви е ухапала кралска кобра? Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died. Chuck Norris wurde von einer Königs Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 qualvollen Tagen starb die Kobra. Chuck Norris wurde einmal von einer Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 quälenden Tagen voller Schmerzen ist die Kobra gestorben. Un jour Chuck Norris s'est fait mordre par un cobra. Après plusieurs jours d'atroces souffrances, le serpent est mort. Un jour un cobra à osé mordre Chuck Norris. Après 12 jours de douleur atroce, le cobra est mort. O data,o cobra la muscat pe Chuck Norris si dupa 3 zile de chinuri cobra a murit. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla kobra. Po osmi hodinách krutých bolestí zemřela. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla anakonda. Pět dní na to zemřela na otravu krve. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days. 35 0 0
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris. 35 0 0