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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to кill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris can кill two stones with one bird.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and кill you.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to кill some time.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял, Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
When Веll invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Norris missed calls.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible сriме against humanity.
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Devil stays in hеll because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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