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Чък Норис ползва дубльор само за сцените, Чък Норис ползва дубльор за плачещите сцени. Chuck Norris korzysta z dublerów. W scenach płaczu. Quand Chuck Norris doit pleurer dans un film on fait appel à sa doublure. Chuck Norris musí využívat dabléra na scény, ve kterých pláče.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice duммy to life.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is sтuрid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a dамn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Кобра Питат Чък Норис-Вярно ли е, че ви е ухапала кралска кобра? Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days. Chuck Norris wurde von einer Königs Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 qualvollen Tagen starb die Kobra. Chuck Norris wurde einmal von einer Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 quälenden Tagen voller Schmerzen ist die Kobra gestorben. Un jour Chuck Norris s'est fait mordre par un cobra. Après plusieurs jours d'atroces souffrances, le serpent est mort. Un jour un cobra à osé mordre Chuck Norris. Après 12 jours de douleur atroce, le cobra est mort. O data,o cobra la muscat pe Chuck Norris si dupa 3 zile de chinuri cobra a murit. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla kobra. Po osmi hodinách krutých bolestí zemřela. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla anakonda. Pět dní na to zemřela na otravu krve.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris und die Zwiebeln Chuck Norris fait pleurer les oignons.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... .that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Преди да се срещнат с Чък Норис, the Black Eyed Peas бяха просто "The Peas. "
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas. "
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Чък Норис хвърлил граната и убил 50 човека... малко по-късно гранатата гръмнала... Веднъж Чък Норис решил да хвърли граната... разхвърчали се крака, ръце, глави... и накрая гранатата гръмнала. chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people... Un jour, Chuck Norris a balancé une grenade qui a tué 50 terroristes. Et après, la grenade a explosé ! Chuck Norris kastade iväg en handgranat och dödade 50 personer, sen exploderade granaten. Chuck Norris wirft eine Granate. 200 Menschen sterben. Dann explodiert die Granate. Einmal warf Chuck Norris eine Granate und tötete damit 20 Menschen. Dann explodierte die Granate. Chuck Norris heitti käsigranaatin, 50 ihmistä kuoli ja sitten granaatti räjähti. Chuck Norris tappoi kerran 50 ihmistä kranaatilla. Sitten se räjähti.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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