Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby. Jako dítěti dali rodiče Chuckovi dětské kladívko. Chuck Norris dal světu Stonehenge. As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. 43 0 0
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris. 43 0 0
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." 42 0 0