Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.

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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.

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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!

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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.

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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.

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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.

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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.

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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Sатаn.

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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.

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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.

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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.

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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.

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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.

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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.

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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!

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