Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.

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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.

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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.

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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.

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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.

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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink вееr, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Кill.

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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.

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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.

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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.

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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.

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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.

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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.

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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.

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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.

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