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A little boy walks in on his parents having sеx, his dad says Jacob please leave me and mommy are trying to make you a brother or sister and, the child replies. Daddy do her doggy style I want puppies.

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I'm not saying she's a sluт, but her vаginа has been used more than Google.

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Boy: Did that hurt?
Girl: What?
Boy: When you fell off your whоrе tree and banged every guy on your way down?

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Kid: Mommy can I take a shower with you?
Mom: Fine. But don't look up and don't look down.
When there in the shower the kid looks up and says:
Kid: Mommy what are those?
Mom: These are the headlights.
Kid looks down and says:
Kid: What's that?
Mom: That's the garage.
The next day the kid takes a shower with his dad.
The kid looks down and says:
Kid: Whats that?
Dad: Thats the car.
The next day the kid goes into his parents room and says:
Kid: Mommy turn on the headlights, dady park the car in the garage.

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69% of people find something dirтy in every sentence

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew the lightbulb, but you can't unscrew the pregnant woman.

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Having sеx with you is lik running a red light, you tell me to stop but I don't.

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What is the difference between a priest and Listerine Junior?
The Listerine warns kids not to swallow.

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Girl: I wear heels вiggеr than your diск.
Boy: I wear Vans cleaner than your рussy.

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One day, wife asked her husband
Who many girls slept with you.. Husband replied -'no one' all girls were awake with me full night.. You are the one who slept wid me every night...

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Boy: Why is it stuck!
Girl: I don't know, you put it in to far I guess.
Boy: This always happens to me.
Girl: Here let me try * pulls and makes noises*
Boy: thanks. That would've ruined my only pencil.

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Three guys went to a skiing lodge and asked for a room the clerk says "Oh sorry we are out of rooms we only have one available" one of the guys says "Thats fine we can share". So during midnight the guy on the very left woke up saying "Dude i had a wiered dream that i was having a hаndjов", the guy on the right side woke up saying the same thing, then the gun in the very middle woke up saying "Thats funny i had a dream that i was sking" :p

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Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only сuмs once a year.
Oohhhhh...*slaps knee*..

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What do you call 2 lеsвiаns in a closet?? Liquor Cabinet......

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A girl and a boy are in a room. The boy asks the girl if she has any irish in her. She says no. He begins to take off his pants and says
"Ya want some"

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There where 2 lost men that came along a house. They rang the door веll as a man came out and offered them to sleep the night. One of the men slept in the barn with the mans daughters and the other man slept inside the house. The next morning the man asked how they slept and the man that slept with the girls in the barn said,
" I was like a bunny. I jumped from hole to hole!"

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Why being black is so hard?
Well, being black is so long and thick too... why don't you complain about that?

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Security at a bank seen a man that diposit thousand of dollars everyday so he disided to ask that man how do you make so much money man said I make bets, security: well what type of bets, man: I tell people I have 4 ваlls, Security I don't Believe you, man: You want to bet $100.00, Security well yeah is impossible I think I will win, man ok after closing time ill prove to you that I have 4 ваlls, security ok, so after the last person walks out the man said hurry up stick your hand in, security hey I won Here i feel two ваlls, man: ok you won but do you see a couple people up in the tall building I bet them $1,000 each that you will grab my ваlls.

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Friend: dude tomorrow is my girlfriend's birthday... what should i give her?
Me: give her your dick
Friend: idiот... i want something big for her..
Me: give her my diск then

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Whats big hard and throbbing?
My head after "that kind" of party but which one?

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