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I'll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.

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A girl walks into a laundry mat puts a sеxy black dress in the dryer
And on her way out the girl at the desk says come again and the girl says no its tooth paste this time b*tch

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Daddy, can I get in the shower with you?
Sure but don't look down.
Daddy what's that?
My Ferrari?
Mommy, can I get in the shower with you?
Sure but don't look down.
Mommy what's that?
My garage?
Mommy, daddy, can I get in bed with you?
Sure but don't look under the covers.
Daddy, why is your Ferrari in mommy's garage?
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Please cooperate otherwise it gonna look like rаре.

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Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.

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I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.

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An old man went to the doctor and said "I just f*cked the 3 most beautiful girls in the world and they all gave me a good вlоwjов and for return I ate their рussy". the doctor said "what was their names?" the old man then replied with "Emily, Ashley and Marissa". the doctor said "well you better fuск me to because you just f*cked my mom my wife and my daughter".

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Have you ever had a one night stand that went horribly awry and just turned into this ugly two year relationship?

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Boyfriend: (after sеx) That felt SO GOOD.
Girlfriend: I know right, I really did love your diск too!
Boyfriend: Aw, is it long enough for you?
Girlfriend: Nah, it's just my Mum always told me to enjoy the little things in life!

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The only way to have safe sеx is to abstain -- from drinking.

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How are nail polish and раnтiеs the same?
They both come off with a little alcohol.

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A boy saw his mum and dad having sеx and they told him they were making sandwiches. The next morning the boy says to his parents 'You made a mess with the mayo !!!'

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I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a соw, blindfolded.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-вiтсh.

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That moment when you get a воnеr in class and the teacher calls you up front........."good boy miranda! Calm down girl!"

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To celebrate the new year last night I decided to organize a тhrееsоме…
Unfortunately I was the only person who showed up but I still had a great time.

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I've never been to a moon like yours.

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My building company just got a really big order from my local brothel. They want me to go over there and paper over the cracks.

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One day little Johnny came home from school and heard his mother crying in her room. He slowly opened the door and saw her rubbing herself and saying "Ohhhh I need a man", over and over. He closes the door and runs to his room. The next day when little Johnny gets home from school he is greeted by a strange man. Little Johhny immediately runs to his room takes off his pants and starts rubbing himself saying "Ohhhh I need a bike"

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Little Johnny was walking down the hallway, when he saw (unknown to him), his Father's Battery powered Dildо, laying on the bed! Daddy, Daddy, what's that little Little Johnny said? The Old Man (thought quick), and said, a battery operated toothpick for adults! Little Johnny asked why is it so long? The father said for food stuck between your teeth way in the back of your mouth! Later that evening at the supper table the Old Man said to his wife, honey get me a toothpick please, I've got a piece of food stuck in my teeth! Little Johnny said Mommy don't bother, I'll get the battery powered one off the bed for Daddy! Mommy said don't bother Johnny, I've already used it!

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