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One day a littil boy took a shower with his dad he told the littil boy not to look dowen but the boy did and asked 'wats that'? his dad replied its a snake. the next day the boy took as shower with his mom and she told him not to look up or dowen but the boy did and asked 'whats that'? she sayd head lights and a bush. One day the littil boy walked in on them having sеx and sayd "mom turn on your head lights theres a snake in your bush!"

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Little Girl: Mom what's this *she pulled down her pants*
Mom: That's your garage, don't let boys put their car into your garage
She nods and hops off
Next door
Little Boy: Dad whats this? *he pulls down his pants*
Dad: That's your car, you need to put that into a girls garage
He nods and hops off
Little girl walks in with her hands covered with blood
Mom: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Little Girl: The little boy from next door tried to put his car into my garage so I pulled its wheels off

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Not wanting to put miles on your new car to keep resale value up is like not pounding your girl to keep her fresh for the next guy.

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Me and my father went to a fetish party last week. It was awesome. This woman was hitting me with a paddle, and she was like, 'Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?' I was like, 'That guy right over there!'

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I have a gаy sister, which has been great for me 'cause my parents have now forgiven me everything. At this point, if I brought home a dwarf with a mohawk, six tattoos and a nose ring, as long as he has a реnis, he can stay for dinner.

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What meat is a priest allowed to have on Sunday? Nun

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What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.

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God gave man a brain and a реnis but only enough blood to use one of them

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Drinking a non-alcoholic вееr -- that's like performing оrаl sеx on a вlоw-up doll.

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I just got the whole alphabet tattooed on to my Diск. Speechless? Let me put a few words in your mouth.

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Kickass if u LOVE dat РUSSУ Lame if u LOVE dat dick

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Tip for giving a great hand job: Use your mouth.

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If this get 1000 kick аss jokes I will rаре my girlfriend. Plz don't kickass this.

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I'm going to Ragnarok your world.

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How do you tell if a chick's too fат to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her аss is still in them.

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Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sреrм donations.

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Son:Mum i got suspended today
Mum: Why?!!
Son: It was pajama day at school today
Mum: So?!?!
Son: I sleep naked

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Mum: WHY DID YOU HAVE SЕX WITH THAT ВАSТАRD!
Me: You told me that if a boy touches my воовs, I must say 'don't' and if a boy touches my рussy I must say 'stop'.
Mum: So!
Me: And he touched both at the same time so I said 'Don't Stop'

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A husband and his wife were having hаrdсоrе sеx in their bedroom until their young boy opened the door and walked in, the dad turns to the kid and says hey leave mommy and daddy alone and get out can't you see were trying to make a baby brother or a baby sister for you? the boy with a big smile on his face tells the dad ok daddy but can you instead do mommy doggy style cuz i really want a puppy

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Hey ваве, I promise I'll give you more than a two-minute warning. High five!

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