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I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

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Having mutual friends with someone doesn’t mean you should add them on Facebook.
It’s like a stranger knocking on your door and saying, “Hey we both know Tom, Chris, and Samantha. You mind if I come in?”

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Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Internet Jokes

Just saw a Facebook status of a girl I know:
“Омg! Can’t help it! I’m obsess with Big Macs.”
I commented:
“Oops, you made a spelling mistake.”
She said:
“Haha, it’s obsessed, right?”
I replied:
“No, it’s obese, you fат сunт.”

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It’s nice to know that whatever problems you have and share on Facebook, there is always someone in your friends list that’s willing to “like” it for you.

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Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Internet Jokes

My weekend the long version
Friday night - Went out after work, got drunк, went to a club and chatted to girls all night.
Saturday night - Stayed in. Went on Facebook. Posted a few jokes online got a few likes.
Sunday morning - Played football with the lads
My weekend the short version
Despite numerous attempts I didn’t score.

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